Bronie Jokes

What do you call a Bronie in the military?

A GIbronie!

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Why do bronies get so upset about the friendzone?

I thought friendship was magic

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What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

What do you call a brony in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

Friendzone Jokes More Friendzone Jokes

What do you say when you friendzone a brony?

Friendship is magic.

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

Fedora Jokes More Fedora Jokes

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

Friendship Jokes More Friendship Jokes

What do you say when you friendzone a brony?

Friendship is magic.

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

What do you call black people in the military?

Geurrilla warfare

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military