Cancer!*
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Cancer.
Only my dad gets it.
Because it doesn't discriminate.
Antique air conditioner.
Yo dawg I washed yo dog.
Septembrus
A: Highway 55.
Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it
You rarely have to meet their dad.
She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "
Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well
You've got some crust."
They both look good hanging from trees
A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
Answer in comments
Darth Vader.
ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what
Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.
He never got banned.
