Database Jokes

What kind of database does a Pokdex use?

PokMongoDB

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What kind of database does a Pokedex use?

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Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

What do you call a crippled kid locked in a hot car?

Steamed Vegetable.

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

Queue Jokes More Queue Jokes

What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

Process Jokes More Process Jokes

What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian?

Orientation.

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.