Database Jokes

What kind of database does a Pokdex use?

PokMongoDB

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What kind of database does a Pokedex use?

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Source Jokes More Source Jokes

What do you call a crowd-sourced internet database for turntables?

Wiki-Wiki-Wikipedia

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

What kind of bears don't have teeth?

Gummi bears. )

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

Process Jokes More Process Jokes

What is the process for a terrorist kidnapping?

Well, first Demascus, then they Baghdad!

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

Queue Jokes More Queue Jokes

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What's a rabbits' favorite book?

Hop on Pop.

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Wheres pop corn?