Generic Jokes

What's the generic name for Viagra?

Mycoxafloppin.

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What kind of coffee does an executioner drink?

Decap

What kind of game are Americans worst at?

Tower defense.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.

How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

What do you mean I can't change the past?

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think it'll be like?

The other student shrugs and says, "Remains to be seen".

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

Proper Tea Jokes More Proper Tea Jokes

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Inherit Jokes More Inherit Jokes

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"

What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it

C Programmer Jokes More C Programmer Jokes

What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.