Harry Potters Jokes

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

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What is Harry Potters abortion spell?

Fetus-Deletus

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What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill?

Running . . . JK! Rolling

What did Harry Potter name his daughter?

Harry Daughter.

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To remind black people they were slaves before they became drug dealers.

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

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What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K . Rowling

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How does Albus get into Hogwarts?

Through the Dumble-door

How do you know that Hogwarts is feminist friendly?

The entrance is a dumbledore.

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How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

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Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

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How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

How does Harry Potter get down a hill?

He walks Jk Rowling