Harry Potters Jokes

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

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What is Harry Potters abortion spell?

Fetus-Deletus

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Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive?

Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.

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How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

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How do hispanics cut a pizza?

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Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

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What did the neckbeard wizard use to find his way around Hogwarts?

M'rauders Map

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

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What's Harry Potter's favorite way of getting down a hill?

Walking JK, Rolling.

Whats Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?

Walking... JK Rolling

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What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

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How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

What spell does harry Potter use on halloween?

Spoopify