Holiness Jokes

What do you call the pope after a drive by?

Your holiness"

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What do you call a schizophrenic in a white dress?

Your Holiness.

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Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

What do you call the High Sparrow who is caught molesting kids?

The Deviated Septon.

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What do you call a rising poll?

Upvote

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

What's even more impressive than a talking dog ?

A spelling bee!

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What does Peter Gabriel sing on the toilet?

I am the extruder...

Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

Who let the boys out?

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out ! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.