Hunger Strike Jokes

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

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What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike?

Ethiopian.

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Your lawn won't cut itself.

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

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How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

A: They place flowers on the grave.

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

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When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

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What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs?

None. He fell.

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Where do you put people with ADHD?

A concentration camp

Where do german parents send their ADD kids?

Concentration Camps

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How do you get thrown out of a concentration camp?

Bad for moral Cutting in line Organizing hunger strikes

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

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Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.