Hunger Strike Jokes

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

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What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike?

Ethiopian.

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Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

Organize Jokes More Organize Jokes

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

A: One of them is organized.

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call a not-hungry ethiopian?

Dead.

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

Hunger Jokes More Hunger Jokes

What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

Concentration Camp Jokes More Concentration Camp Jokes

Where do you put people with ADHD?

A concentration camp

Where do german parents send their ADD kids?

Concentration Camps

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the crazed Packers fan throw out all of Aaron Rodgers's forks?

They were too Cutler-y.

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"