Kay Jokes

What is a Mexicans closing sales pitch?

Kay-so-deal-a?

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Why were Kay's pets scared of Kay?

because... K8 K9

What girl's name is like a letter?

Kay (K).

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

What do you call a Mexican church?

A Taco bell.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls

What do you call a girl from Alabama who's faster than her brothers?

A virgin

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What letter has to wait in line the longest?

Why is "Z" afraid of all of the other letters?

Because they're Not-Z's ( )

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ?

Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

Phrase Jokes More Phrase Jokes

What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

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What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...