Med School Jokes

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

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Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

What do you call a Native American who graduated from med school?

A doctor, you racist!

What do you call a poop that went to med school?

Dookie Howser

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Trout Jokes More Trout Jokes

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!"

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout

Dr. Jokes More Dr. Jokes

What do you call the worst Dr. who graduated from the worst med school?

Dr.

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

Graduate Jokes More Graduate Jokes

What do you call a Native American who graduated from med school?

A doctor, you racist!

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

C Jokes More C Jokes

Who's there ! C's ! C's who ?

C's the day !

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant?

Is it mine"?

What do you call a doctor who is always available?

An oncallogist.

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What do you call a poop that went to med school?

Dookie Howser

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?

A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.

Why did the Native American undergo cellular respiration?

To make A TP