Med School Jokes

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

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Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

What do you call a Native American who graduated from med school?

A doctor, you racist!

What do you call a poop that went to med school?

Dookie Howser

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Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

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When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

Why, doc?

And the doctor replies, "Because I'm examining you!"

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What did one poop say to the other poop?

You smell

How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample?

Poop in the specimen cup.

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Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout

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What is a jockey's motto?

Put your money where your mount is!

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

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Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

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Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family