Music Jokes

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

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What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What if I have to poop?

D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."

Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

Inspiration Jokes More Inspiration Jokes

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music?

He listens to his old music.

Christmas Music Jokes More Christmas Music Jokes

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

Why does 8 hate 7?

Because 7 8 9

What, over in 6 seconds?

No, with 8 black men and a gun."

Mummy Jokes More Mummy Jokes

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.