Occupant Jokes

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

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What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

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Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

What do you call an actor who converts to Judaism?

A Christian bail.

What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

What do you call a group of cars ?

A clutch !

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why does Kim Jong Un stick out at a black gospel church?

Because he doesn't have Seoul.

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Nyc Jokes More Nyc Jokes

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

What do you get when you're sick in Italy?

Pox Romana

Why wasn't Christ born in Italy?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call a lazy Italian at the gym?

Mussolini

What do you call the Italian slums?

The spaghettos.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

Why did the traffic light turn red?

You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.