Organisation Jokes

Who in the organisation likes cats the most?

The purchaser.

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What kind of organisation is Atheism?

A non-prophet organisation.

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Organise Jokes More Organise Jokes

How do you organise a space party?

You planet!

What do you call a planned organised rebellion gone wrong?

A "coup d'isaster".

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

Whats Updog?

NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

What kind of tumors do tough guys get?

Heman-giomas

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A: A Dinosaucer

Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.