Pane Jokes

How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

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What did one window say to the other window?

I'm in pane

What do you call a window that can rap?

Two Panes

What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

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What happened to the american man who broke his leg?

He went... broke.

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

Haunt Jokes More Haunt Jokes

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

Break Window Jokes More Break Window Jokes

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

What is ISIS?

They are Radical!!! Please don't hurt me....

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

How did they break in?

Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him?

Get off me, homes!

What is a homeless man's favorite type of music?

House music

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.