Pane Jokes

How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

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What did one window say to the other window?

I'm in pane

What do you call a window that can rap?

Two Panes

What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

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Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

What do trees take when they have a headache?

Aleve.

What is headache ?

5 minutes talk to wife.

Rap Jokes More Rap Jokes

What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir."

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

Why are there no black magicians?

They get arrested when they make something disappear.

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

How do you cure depression?

A gun.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

Break Window Jokes More Break Window Jokes

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

Haunt Jokes More Haunt Jokes

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?

The nightmayor.

How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

it was repossessed

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.