Pane Jokes

How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

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What did one window say to the other window?

I'm in pane

What do you call a window that can rap?

Two Panes

What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

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Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

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What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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What do you call a group of nit picky redditors?

A headache.

Hows your headache?

Husband: She's fine.

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Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

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What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

What's a poker player's favorite sitcom?

Full House.

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Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What do you call it... ...when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead