Pepe Jokes

Why can't Pepe vote?

Because that would be

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How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

What's the best selling soft drink in Italy?

Dr. Pepe

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Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

Where do poor people live in Italy?

In the spaghetto

Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

Disk Jokes More Disk Jokes

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?

A pepperonly pizza!

What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

What do you call a drawing of Ketchup?

Sketchup

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What's the hardest kind of waffle to find?

A Carmen Sandy Eggo

What's the best part of a boxer's joke?

The punch line Found in BL magazine

Confirm Jokes More Confirm Jokes

What has been confirmed when Ariana Grande spat on the donuts?

She's a spitter, not a swallower.

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they need a backup.