Pepe Jokes

Why can't Pepe vote?

Because that would be

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How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

What's the best selling soft drink in Italy?

Dr. Pepe

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What does a lingerie store and a guitar store have in common?

They both sell G-strings

Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

A: Because he was baroque.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

How is life as a virgin?

Its hard

Disk Jokes More Disk Jokes

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza?

Even if it is cold it's still good.

How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

What's the most popular occupation in Italy?

Pastatution.

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

How do astronomers plan a party?

they planet.

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!