Pepe Jokes

Why can't Pepe vote?

Because that would be

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How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

What's the best selling soft drink in Italy?

Dr. Pepe

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How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

What did Waldo say at the Superbowl?

I'm just here so I won't get find.

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

How do astronomers plan a party?

they planet.

What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb?

because he had a dying light

How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side

Confirm Jokes More Confirm Jokes

Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

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Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

What do you call the bad part of Italy?

Spaghetto.

Why is the leaning tower of Pisa in Italy?

It's Italicized

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How much do cosmetics sell for?

Face value.

Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't change anything.

How many Dragon Ball Z episodes does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Disk Jokes More Disk Jokes

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a