Disk Jokes

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

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How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

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Floppy Disk Jokes More Floppy Disk Jokes

What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?

The cookie!

What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Which computer sings the best?

A Dell

What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to all the funny chemistry puns?

They Argon...

What happens when two pastries divorce?

They have a custardy battle

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

What do you call a Snake game that doesn't work?

An E-Reptile dysfunction

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How do tree surgeons live?

Life on the hedge!

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.