Disk Jokes

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

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How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

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Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

Radius Z Jokes More Radius Z Jokes

What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z?

PI Z Z A

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

Herb Jokes More Herb Jokes

What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?

A thyme machine.

What do you call an avid gardener?

Herb

Floppy Disk Jokes More Floppy Disk Jokes

What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?

The cookie!

What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

Weekend Jokes More Weekend Jokes

What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend?

No new messages.

What do computer experts do at weekends?

Go for a disk drive.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

What's on a gangster artist's t-shirt?

Still Life.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

im farting carrots, im farting carrots...