Disk Jokes

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

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How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

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Garlic Jokes More Garlic Jokes

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

What did the underweight onion say to the garlic?

No more light bulb jokes!

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.

What do you call two banana peels on the floor?

Slippers

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

Where do you see yourself in 2020?

I DON'T KNOW I DON'T HAVE 4 YEAR VISION!!!!!!!!!!

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

envelope

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Herb Jokes More Herb Jokes

Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.