Rash Jokes

What do you call a artist with a rash?

Leonardo Da Itchy

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What do you call an impatient skin infection?

Rash*

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Trust Me..."

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What do you call a artist with a rash?

Leonardo Da Itchy

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Sketchy

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Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

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He was a-roasted peanut.

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What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.

What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

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What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

Why do so many lunatics have ear infections?

Because they're ear-rash-ional.

Infection Jokes More Infection Jokes

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

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Dermatologist Jokes More Dermatologist Jokes

What's so funny?

asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

Why did no one trust the dermatologist?

He kept making rash decisions.