Rash Jokes

What do you call a artist with a rash?

Leonardo Da Itchy

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What do you call an impatient skin infection?

Rash*

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What do you call a artist with a rash?

Leonardo Da Itchy

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

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What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

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What do you call a pig that has never been tested for an infection?

Uncultured swine.

Why do so many lunatics have ear infections?

Because they're ear-rash-ional.

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What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

What do you call a tick on the moon?

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Why did no one trust the dermatologist?

He kept making rash decisions.

What's so funny?

asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.