Richard Nixon Jokes

What's Richard Nixon's favorite game?

I spy.

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What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

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What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner?

She doesn't because she's dead.

Spy Jokes More Spy Jokes

Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

What time was it?

A quarter to three.

White House Jokes More White House Jokes

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

A: Depends on how many were photographed.

What's the difference between a pineapple and the White House?

A pineapples pricks are on the outside.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw