A tourist.
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I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.
Tourist
Because you have to study abroad to understand them.
I cry when I cut open an onion
There's not enough womb!
You need to take your vitamin Ayy.
She kept wetting the bed.
Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.
Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even
Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;
Pasta pasta, pasta.
You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!
McRIP
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
Four guys watching a baseball game.
The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science
