Smart Guy Jokes

What do you call a smart guy in US?

A tourist.

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How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

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Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

Why do you call a Mexican midget a paragraph?

because he's too short to be called an essay.

What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why aren't there more women in STEM?

Because they're stupid and illiterate.

How are women like 90 degrees?

They're always right.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

A: The food tastes funny.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What are you guys yelling about?

them: YOU'RE DRIVING

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

Tourist Jokes More Tourist Jokes

What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?

A tourist.

What do you call an intelligent man in America?

A tourist.