Spell Jokes

Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

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Why did reddit's admins go back to school?

because they can't spell "read it".

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Spelling!

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What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

What do you call an old person trying to fit in with today's kids?

A dislocated hipster.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

Warlock Jokes More Warlock Jokes

What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

What is the cheapest date ever?

Drive in reverse trough the mcdrive, so the checkout is on her side.

Spell Check Jokes More Spell Check Jokes

Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

What does a witch use to see if her spells are going to work?

Spell check!