Anime Jokes

What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

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What do you call a math teacher in an anime?

Sin Pi

What anime do Mexicans watch?

Boku no Pico de Gallo

What do you use to search for anime in Google?

Weabooleans

What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

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Price Jokes More Price Jokes

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

No one should be that happy.

Dead Lawyer Jokes More Dead Lawyer Jokes

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

Stupid People Jokes More Stupid People Jokes

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

Why is there a show called "When Animals Attack"?

It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's funny about majorities?

Most things.

What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA?

Still waiting to hear back from an admin.

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

What's the difference between a chicken and a hen?

The spelling.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.