Anime Jokes

What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

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What do you call a math teacher in an anime?

Sin Pi

What anime do Mexicans watch?

Boku no Pico de Gallo

What do you use to search for anime in Google?

Weabooleans

What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

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Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."

What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.

How are condoms like cameras?

They capture your special moments.

Tour Jokes More Tour Jokes

What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!! HAHHHAHAAHHAHAA

Fast Animal Jokes More Fast Animal Jokes

What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

What's long and stylish and full of cats?

The Easter Purrade!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?

Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim. :)

Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"