Coward Jokes

What milk does a coward make?

Craven-dale

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What do you call a group of eight cowards?

Octopussies.

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute."

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

What do you call cow without a girlfriend?

Beef Stroken off

Tin Man Jokes More Tin Man Jokes

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What Pokemon likes to run?

Lucardio!

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Reptile Jokes More Reptile Jokes

What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

What do you call a reptile that's good with directions?

A Navigator