Crusader Jokes

What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

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How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends on Deus Voltage

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Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common?

Thousands of brown loafers

Mozart Jokes More Mozart Jokes

Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

What do you call a person who wears adult diapers?

Ehh, it depends.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good."

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon