Crusader Jokes

What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

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How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends on Deus Voltage

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Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

Mozart Jokes More Mozart Jokes

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

What do you get if a post office burns down?

Black mail.

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.