Duck Tape Jokes

What is sticky and quacks?

Duck tape!

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How do birds record their songs ?

On duck tape !

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

What song to snakes like to sing ?

Viva Aspana !

Duct Tape Jokes More Duct Tape Jokes

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

What is the oldest joke we have on record?

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What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

Scrooge Mc Duck Jokes More Scrooge Mc Duck Jokes

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

Educate Jokes More Educate Jokes

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

What is the most well educated type of nut?

Macademia.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

What do you call an appetizer made with duck?

Pregame.