Lit Jokes

Why was Fam's favorite subject English?

Because it's Lit.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug
5.0

Coffee Mug

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

You might also enjoy:

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

Suh Dude Jokes More Suh Dude Jokes

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user?

Meals on Wheels

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

Turnt Jokes More Turnt Jokes

What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam