Little Finger Jokes

What is Little Finger's favorite thing about poetry?

Shtanzas"

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What does Little Finger call the entrance to his brothel?

Hodor.

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

Little Horse Jokes More Little Horse Jokes

What do you call it when you finger a pony?

Feeling a little horse.

Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

Sardine Jokes More Sardine Jokes

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

What are sardines?

A little fish that smells like fingers.

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

Where does lonely soup go?

To a brothel.

Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

Entrance Jokes More Entrance Jokes

How the hell did he escaped?

Guard : He went through the entrance.

What does Little Finger call the entrance to his brothel?

Hodor.

Little Dutch Boy Jokes More Little Dutch Boy Jokes

What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!

What do Bill Cosby and the Little Dutch Boy have in common?

Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!