Little Rock Jokes

What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

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Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

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Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

What did Tennessee?

the same thing Arkansas

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How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What smells better than it taste?

A nose

How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart?

By taste.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

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Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

Little Meteor Jokes More Little Meteor Jokes

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor.

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

Space Rock Jokes More Space Rock Jokes

Why does a space rock taste better than an earth rock?

It's a little meteor

Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!