Little Rock Jokes

What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

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Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

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Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.

Calculus Teacher Jokes More Calculus Teacher Jokes

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

Space Rock Jokes More Space Rock Jokes

Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!

Why does a space rock taste better than an earth rock?

It's a little meteor

Calculus Jokes More Calculus Jokes

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why does the Earth love geologists?

They really get it's rocks off

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.