A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
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Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
A baby with burst armbands.
Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper
Their miscarriage
Just ask them to read this word: unionized.
Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off
Miscarriage
A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!
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