Place Jokes

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

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What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

What is a crowbar?

A: A place were crows go to get a drink!

What did one horny whale say to the other?

Wanna humpback at my place

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How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

What shall I do?

Hide the tiddley winks.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

What's Black &amp Rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

Laundry Room Jokes More Laundry Room Jokes

What's the most racist place in a house?

The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.

What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room?

You washer and dryer.

Whatcha Jokes More Whatcha Jokes

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

North Korean Jokes More North Korean Jokes

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.