He looks for the punchline
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Redditors.
To recycle a joke from the other side.
When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.
A Redditor.
An egg gets laid
Seven.
In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.
Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant
That people exaggerate.
There she blows!!!
and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"
A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.
A can opener.
Common Sense. I'll show myself out...
A baegull.
A tyrano-snore-us rex.
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Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments.
His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.
Because they love digging up the past.
PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder