Rehearsal Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

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Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What is brown all around and looks good on a motorcyclist?

A coffin.

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg shorter than the other?

Li Ning

Repair Shop Jokes More Repair Shop Jokes

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

Specialize Jokes More Specialize Jokes

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

Undertaker Jokes More Undertaker Jokes

What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

Why don't undertakers provide free services?

That would be a dead giveaway.

Hearse Jokes More Hearse Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

Rehearse Jokes More Rehearse Jokes

Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the blind women fall into a well?

Someone pushed her

Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.