Walken Jokes

What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

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Why was christopher never in the same place?

Because he's always Walken

Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

Where does Christopher keep his dance shoes?

In the Walken closet.

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What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

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What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

Why was christopher never in the same place?

Because he's always Walken

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are women so afraid of looking stupid?

Because they don't want the world to know!

What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ?

I don't know I wasn't invited !

Christopher Reeve Jokes More Christopher Reeve Jokes

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkin?

Christopher Reeve.

What do you call Christopher Reeve before the accident?

Christopher Walken.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL