Contraceptive Jokes

Why was the woman with no children so good at konami games?

She takes contraceptives.

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What does a feminist use as a contraceptive?

Her personality

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What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling?

Hitboxing!

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

Mary Jokes More Mary Jokes

When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

What is Mary short for?

She has no legs

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

What kind of parents are see-through?

Transparence!

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

Contraception Jokes More Contraception Jokes

What do you call a condom within a condom?

Contraception.

What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!