Dominate Jokes

Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office?

Because it was a mail dominated industry

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Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

What do you call a dog who loves to be dominated?

A sub woofer. Thank you & God Bless

What do you call an elephant with a poor memory?

A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke-telling industry.

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When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

Why did everyone love the fisherman?

He was a real catch

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor