Fungi Jokes

What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

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Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts?

Ans: Silicon Valley.

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

Bar Tab Jokes More Bar Tab Jokes

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What was 2016?

The best joke I've ever heard!

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.