Hatred Jokes

What do you call a hatred for large plants?

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What do you call Harper Lee's Mexican flying animal?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder mix?

No whey.

Why do you not run over a Mexican on a bicycle?

It could be your bicycle!

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What is its Muslim equivalent?

A kaboom!

How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

Piece by piece

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

France Jokes More France Jokes

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.