Isis Joke Jokes

What makes an ISIS joke funny?

The execution.

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What is the best part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What's the best thing about ISIS jokes?

The execution

What's the most important part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

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What do they teach in ISIS business school?

Execution is everything.

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

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What's the most important part of a joke, the setup or the punchline?

To get to the other side.

What's the most important part of a vegetable's golf stats?

The handicap.

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What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

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How do you electrocute a blonde?

A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do a good joke and a child with cancer have in common?

They never get old.

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!