Senority Jokes

What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else?

Their "Senor"ity!

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What does an elderly Mexican have?

Senority

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What do you call an elderly person from Spain?

Senor citizen.

What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.

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What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

Taco Bell Jokes More Taco Bell Jokes

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

What do you call a Mexican church?

A Taco bell.

Interview Jokes More Interview Jokes

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call it when a car full of Mexicans catches fire?

Baked beans

What do you call a can made in Mexico?

A Mexican.

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

14 Year Old Jokes More 14 Year Old Jokes

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed?

Just wait. They'll tell you.