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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Damn!

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Where did our son go?

What son *Dad cries with joy

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

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Their last hit was the wall

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

Moray Jokes More Moray Jokes

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

What's Dean Martin's favorite eel?

That's a moray.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

How you compliment an Italian cheese maker?

Gouda worka"

What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

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Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.