Swim Jokes

What's black and can't swim?

A microwave oven.

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What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

What do you call four Mexicans who can't swim?

Cuatro cincos.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

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End Jokes More End Jokes

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

Castle Jokes More Castle Jokes

What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.

What's the similarity between designer jeans and cheaply made castles?

No ballroom

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

What do Filipinos call Canada?

Upper U.S.

What makes perfect sense?

The U.S. mint (cents)

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What is the scariest thing about a white man in jail?

you know he did it.

Where do magical animals go to jail?

Azkabarn

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Why do american bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

Olympic Team Jokes More Olympic Team Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.