A microwave oven.
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I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".
Cuatro cincos.
Bob.
It died.
Because it was dead.
He pulled his hamstring!
Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!
Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch !
Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.
An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.
An excavator.
If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
They screw children, not light bulbs.
Please get out of the swimming pool"
Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."
Who are you
Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.
Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.
They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.
