Black Cop Jokes

What do you call a black cop?

Suicidal.

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Why don't black cops shoot unarmed white kids?

Because they'd get in trouble.

What do you call two black cops on motorcycles?

Chocolate chips

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

Why do few black people have a PhD?

They have trouble getting past their masters.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

What's the #1 song in Ukraine?

Crimea River

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What does a black person get for Christmas?

Your bike.

What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.