Black Cop Jokes

What do you call a black cop?

Suicidal.

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Why don't black cops shoot unarmed white kids?

Because they'd get in trouble.

What do you call two black cops on motorcycles?

Chocolate chips

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?

If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!

Suicidal Jokes More Suicidal Jokes

What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

Why do Irishmen grow mustaches?

So they look like their mothers

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

Why don't Muslims have dirty minds?

Because they're so easily brainwashed.