Green Day Jokes

What's Cersei's favourite band?

Green Day.

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What does Green Day say before bed?

Green night

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

What's the difference between my bed and my imagination?

You aren't naked in my bed.

Paddy O'furniture Jokes More Paddy O'furniture Jokes

What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

St. Patrick Jokes More St. Patrick Jokes

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

Saint Patrick Day Jokes More Saint Patrick Day Jokes

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

Hoofs Jokes More Hoofs Jokes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes