Green Day Jokes

What's Cersei's favourite band?

Green Day.

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What does Green Day say before bed?

Green night

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?

To draw the curtains !

Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What's red and smells like paint?

Red paint

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

St. Patrick Jokes More St. Patrick Jokes

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

Paddy O'furniture Jokes More Paddy O'furniture Jokes

What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ?

Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

Saint Patrick Day Jokes More Saint Patrick Day Jokes

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Which of these jokes do the pigs like best?

The corniest ones.

Saint Patrick Jokes More Saint Patrick Jokes

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.