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How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

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What do you call a lesbian with huge thumbs?

Well-endowed. http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/3628/ellenplaidshirt022ex9.jpg

What do you call a lesbian platypus?

A lickalotapus

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

How do you view lesbian relationships?

1080p

What do you call a lesbian with long finger nails?

Single*.

What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to China?

All the dongs.

Why do lesbians like radishes?

Because they like to get their daikon.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalatapus

What do you call two lesbian dinosaurs?

Lickalotypus.

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What do lesbians in Alaska sing?

What would you do ew ew in a Klondike bar.

What do you call a lesbian Eskimo?

A Klondike.

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What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

How do you get a date on Tinder?

Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.

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Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

because nobody made sandwiches

What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches?

Mustardo!

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What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.

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One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

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What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.