Medic Jokes

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

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What do you call the medic in a K9 unit?

A dogtor.

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Where will the 400 pound gorilla sleep?

Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe

Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

Rich Jokes More Rich Jokes

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!

What do you call two pears?

A pair.

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 10000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?

Jose and Hoseb

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you make an internet addict wait?

I'll tell you later.

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

What's an archeologist?

A: Someone whose career is in ruins.

What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career