Medic Jokes

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

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What do you call the medic in a K9 unit?

A dogtor.

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

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I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

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They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

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What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

Why don't many customers go to the tea house?

Because the prices are so steep

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What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran

What does your Dad sell ?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

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Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Why did Lionel go to the medical store?

because it was pharmacy.

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Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.