Non Prophet Organization Jokes

What even is Atheism?

A non-prophet organization.

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Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

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Organization Jokes More Organization Jokes

What do you call an organization that does demographic surveys of energy weapon owners?

The Pew Pew Research Center

What do you call the headquarters of an organization of space terrorists?

ISISISS

Non Jokes More Non Jokes

What's the best part of an asynchronous dog?

It's non barking! Hopefully some software people get this one

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

Reject Jokes More Reject Jokes

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of music do cows listen to?

dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

What kind of rodent DDOS attacks Al Queda's Twitter account?

An anonimouse

Atheism Jokes More Atheism Jokes

What kind of organisation is Atheism?

A non-prophet organisation.

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

What's a muslim's favourite game?

Goat Stimulator

Donate Jokes More Donate Jokes

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

What do you call an Atheist at a Christian fancy dress party?

A cross-dresser.