Non Prophet Organization Jokes

What even is Atheism?

A non-prophet organization.

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Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

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Atheism Jokes More Atheism Jokes

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

What do you call Atheism?

A non-prophet organization.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

What is its Muslim equivalent?

A kaboom!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !

Donate Jokes More Donate Jokes

Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

Non Jokes More Non Jokes

Why do they call it a non-sequitur?

Riot gear.

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.

Prophet Jokes More Prophet Jokes

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed?

A non-prophet

Reject Jokes More Reject Jokes

When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump