Presidential Debate Jokes

Who lose in the presidential debate?

American.

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Who lost the presidential debate?

We Americans

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Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

Why do pens get sent to prison ?

To do long sentences !

America Jokes More America Jokes

What do you call an intelligent man in America?

A tourist.

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

Republican Presidential Candidate Jokes More Republican Presidential Candidate Jokes

Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Why did the Republican get a sunburn?

Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.

Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

11 Jokes More 11 Jokes

Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

Why is DJ Khaled's favorite number 11?

Cuz it has another 1

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the sheep at the fraternity say?

Braaaaaaaah

Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...