Activates its shelf destruct sequence. I'll see myself out...
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
You jacket.
An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3
They both don't work and always take your money
Your addicted.
I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."
Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
A tooter. (thanks, honey)
Because they can't get past their Masters.
Idk, its too dark to tell them apart.
Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.
E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.
Juan on Juan
Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it
They came in like a wrecking ball.
So he could make a clean getaway.
Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!
Ebay.
