Transparent Jokes

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids?

She's a transparent.

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What do a ghost family and the Kardashians have in common?

They both have Transparents.

What are parents that you can see through?

Transparents

Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad?

Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.

What do you call an invisible, cross-dressing dad?

A transparent

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Why do Caitlyn Jenner's kids see right through her?

She's trans parent

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

Gig Jokes More Gig Jokes

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"

Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

How do you make any watch a stopwatch?

A: Don't wind it.

What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

Legal Dispute Jokes More Legal Dispute Jokes

What do you call it when a non-binary gendered couple has a legal dispute over custody of their children?

A transparency review.

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!