Wookiee Jokes

What's the definition of a Wookiee?

Someone who doesn't have any expewience

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What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

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What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Wookie Steak Jokes More Wookie Steak Jokes

What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

Chewie Jokes More Chewie Jokes

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

Chewbacca Jokes More Chewbacca Jokes

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What's the definition of gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?

A chameleon on a tartan rug !

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

When is a triangle a rectangle?

When it fails