Batman Jokes

What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ?

Flatman and Ribbon !

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Why Didn't Batman Go To Church?

Because of Christian Bail

What type of movies can't batman see?

Parental Guidance.

What did batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

What does Batman do with all his spare money?

He makes it wayne

Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

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How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

What's Batman's favorite dessert?

Just ice cream

What is Batman's favorite sport?

Baseball.

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

What's the difference between batman and a black person?

Batman can go to the store without robin'

Where does batman go to the bathroom?

The batroom.

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They're listening to duckstep!

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A condescending con descending.

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They have bad mammaries.

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What's the difference between batman and Blackman?

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

Why did the fish sink?

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How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.