Barbiecue.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Barbie-Q
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke
Do I hand my life in
At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!
Morning wood.
No home oh
Deputin
A: Leave it in the cow.
Because the beans keep falling through the grill.
Because beans always fall through the grill.
You're hired" "Not guilty"
It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
Finding half a caterpillar in your apple
HOWAREYOUKEN?!
because Ken always came in another box.